Sorry for not dying

  You know, women normally do not normally cause me to go blank all of a sudden and lose my train of thought.  But the other day, I step in front of a female and I say to her, "Please pardon me" and her reply with a stern look of disgust is, "no."  in my mind im all "Wha..."  Didn't know that to say, but "Well fuck you then." Came to mind but ofcourse, I am a gentleman, I didn't say that.  Finally just walked away, and as I did she kept looking at me as if she was waiting for me to fall over dead.  Sorry for not dying...  EPIC moment.